2016 is: Year of the Code Monkey Lucky years: 1944,1956,1968,1980,1992,2004,2016 Advice: You're the smartest person here. Learn a bit of hobo-tml and write for the Bum Rag! Watch out for: Nothing! This is your year, so work it guuurl!

Year of the Cocky Poster Lucky years: 1945,1957,1969,1981,1993,2005,2017 Advice: Train your post count responsibly Watch out for: Getting banned for +1s

Year of the Doge Lucky years: 1946,1958,1970,1982,1994,2006,2018 Advice: You're a MVP in your gang. Make a new thread there! Watch out for: Dingos stealing your baby

Year of the Chauvinist Pig Lucky years: 1947,1959,1971,1983,1995,2007,2019 Advice: It's not you, it's them... Watch out for: Unless youre the problem

Year of the Hood Rat Lucky years: 1936,1948,1960,1972,1984,1996,2008 Advice: Catch up on the4 Rat FAQ thread and catch a new type of rat! Watch out for: Caturdae

Year of the Castrated Ox Lucky years: 1937,1949,1961,1973,1985,1997,2009 Advice: Your bullish nature is balanced out by your lack of balls. Get truck balls to make up for them! Watch out for: China shops

Year of the Liger Lucky years: 1938,1950,1962,1974,1986,1998,2010 Advice: Watch Napoleon Dynamite for the 5th time. Watch out for: Tigons

Year of the Playboy Bunny Lucky years: 1939,1951,1963,1975,1987,1999,2011 Advice: Go to the Hospital more often to hang out with Hobowars' hottest nurse! Watch out for: Basic bitch behavior

Year of the Dungeons & Dragons Lucky years: 1940,1952,1964,1976,1988,2000,2012 Advice: Watch the upcoming Dungeons and Dragons movie and then come back here and tell us about it. Watch out for: Rabid Game of Thrones fans who want a piece of you

Year of the Trouser Snake Lucky years: 1941,1953,1965,1977,1989,2001,2013 Advice: Did you know that Prince Albert pierced his so he could strap it down? True story, bro. Watch out for: Zippers

Year of the Whores Lucky years: 1942,1954,1966,1978,1990,2002,2014 Advice: Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard Watch out for: Competition from Andy

Year of the Sheeple Lucky years: 1943,1955,1967,1979,1991,2003,2015 Advice: Count on yourself to get to sleep Watch out for: Wolves stealing your clothes